Strange...

I find it strange that I am getting more followers........... when I'm not posting.................. It must be my ravishing good looks.

Getting very close to launching the new website. Be very excited.

How Sorry Am I? Not really that sorry. Sorry.

Ah, the lazy days of summer.
As you might have guessed, summer is a very busy time for me. Therefore, I have not been able to post for a while. A very, very long while.
So, in order to catch you up to current date, I have written a few rhymes.

Got to swim, don't have tim(e)

Got to work, makes me smirk (with happiness)

Go to beach, get hair bleached (by my aunt, we laugh a lot)

Got back home, now to Buffalo! (Only my favorite city in the US of A!)

Yes, I hope you enjoyed the poetry, and don't you go saying that some of the lines don't rhyme, they DO! (Even if it's a partial rhyme, that still counts.)

Oh!ohohohohoh! I also bring GREAT news, I have conjured up a comic that I shall be posting on the interweb. Shall I post it on this blog? Perhaps, probably not. If I make a new site, I will definitely post the URL here.
(Its about a time traveller, an axe murderer, a drug dealer, and a prostitute. Good fun, I'd say!!! Its set around the 1800s, it's called "Dark is Conventional" {I'll explain the title later})

Anyways, I'll get around to doing all that stuff eventualmente, I make no promises. Until next time!

Im sorry I haven't posted in a Millenia

Wow, its been a really long time, eh?
Things have just been reaaalllyy busy.
I'll recap my life since I last posted in a few choice words:
school-over
love interest-gone
job-started
money-have
swimming-morning-early
life-somewhat good

Alrightie then, thats been my life so far. Heres a cute picture I got from "chainbear.com". Go there, laugh, have a nice day. (p.s. some content is innappropro, so  be careful who's around when you're reading the comics.)

Confusing? Yes, I think so.

You know who are confusing? Men.

I don't know what it is, but the first second they're all like "I wanna go out with you, you're so pretty lalala"

And the next they're like: "What's your name again?"

And sometimes they even progress further and say: "I don't want a relationship, I just want a funfun partner."

Did I miss some man language seminar? I just don't understand why they have to keep changing their minds ALL THE TIME.

Goodness gracious, it's not even like our lives depend on it either, but for SOME reason they feel a need to switch back and forth between relationship or no relationship.

Gack, there should be a man manual.

How Contacts are the Most Inconvenient Convenient Invention EVER

Contacts, they are probably some of the greatest things ever invented to promote equality. Now, people with poor vision can make a choice whether to flaunt cool glasses or simply hide with on eye lenses. However, contacts bring with them certain side-effects, making simple situations more complicated, and potentially mundane days a hellish combination of pain and discomfort.

1. Getting an eyelash in your eye:

Not only do contacts seem to retain eyelashes as long as possible, or until you take your contact out, but they also seem to only do this when in public places where there are lots of people around.

2. Rubbing your eyes:

This also seems to only occur in public, and when there is no contact fluid to be found anywhere. I mean, you can't ask a perfect STRANGER for their contact fluid! It might have eye roofies in it!!!

3. At the airport or any other high security area:

Not only will you then be singled out for investigation, but there will always be someone watching awkwardly telling their child that you are a terrorist or a crazy man. 

Have I Ever Told You?

Not many of you know this, but other than 4, 5 is my favorite number.

This is not a casual, "Oh yeah, that's my favorite number!" kind of favorite.

No, I have to have EVERYTHING in sets of 5.

If anything in my life involving numbers does not end in 5 or 0, I freak out.

Math tests kill me, most of the time I deliberately round up or down in order to get an answer that ends in 0 or 5.  (I do not do very well in math)

I don't know why I have such a weird case of number OCD, I guess I was born that way......



If you have a number for a support group or group therapy sessions that don't meet on Tuesday, could I please have it? This OCD is ruining my life.

Don't Do it

Never take AP anything, especially World History.
THIS is what I have to deal with.

alright, so technically, that's not EXACTLY what I have to deal with, but it is definitely something that extensive. I will post pictures of me and my chart at a later time. For now, imagine that with time periods, nations of the world,and LOTS of history words.

I repeat, do NOT take AP.

In other news, I am starting behind the wheel driving course, at the end of which I can take the test and be eligible to get my licence as soon as I get my 45 hours...... which will probably be sometime around September..... oh well, at least I'll have everything done by then.

I'm sorry if this is a bad post, I'm tired, and I'm trying to get finished as soon as possible, Glee is on. If you are reading this and Glee is on, go watch Glee. Well, I guess you're done reading it anyway............


Kay bye.