Thursday, December 23, 2010

I finally did it!

HEY! So I finally made a new web... thing.
I'm kinda sad that I chose to do another blog, but wordpress was too complicated and I didn't want to have to pay for anything.
Anyways, here's the link:
http://notrando-pickles.blogspot.com
Oh, just so you're not shocked, my name is Sarah. So, don't freak out or anything, kk?
I hope this new blog isn't a fail like this one was.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Chronic Laziness

I'm not sure how many of you have been really waiting for me to post again. I can imagine many of you have given up any slivers of hope you had of any new postage.
I'm sorry. It's really not my fault.
I have a self-diagnosed disease I like to call "Chronic Laziness".
Essentially, any time I think about doing something productive, I pass out.
Well... I take a nap, anyways.
BUT as you can imagine, this is very frustrating on my, and basically everyone in my family's part. It has pretty much halted my cartoon producing to a standstill, which is why THAT hasn't happened yet.

Other than that, all you really need to know right now as my readers is that I am really trying to overcome my Chronic Laziness and actually do something with my life.
I am also back in school, so the chances of me posting more than once a month are very slim.
I am also training to join a roller derby team (ooooh aaaaahh) so that will put a damper on my productivity as well.

Sooooooo, this has been kinda awkward. I'm sorry I haven't posted and will probs not post for another couple years or so. (for those of you not in highschool in America, probs=probably)

...........ok bye!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Strange...

I find it strange that I am getting more followers........... when I'm not posting.................. It must be my ravishing good looks.

Getting very close to launching the new website. Be very excited.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

How Sorry Am I? Not really that sorry. Sorry.

Ah, the lazy days of summer.
As you might have guessed, summer is a very busy time for me. Therefore, I have not been able to post for a while. A very, very long while.
So, in order to catch you up to current date, I have written a few rhymes.

Got to swim, don't have tim(e)

Got to work, makes me smirk (with happiness)

Go to beach, get hair bleached (by my aunt, we laugh a lot)

Got back home, now to Buffalo! (Only my favorite city in the US of A!)

Yes, I hope you enjoyed the poetry, and don't you go saying that some of the lines don't rhyme, they DO! (Even if it's a partial rhyme, that still counts.)

Oh!ohohohohoh! I also bring GREAT news, I have conjured up a comic that I shall be posting on the interweb. Shall I post it on this blog? Perhaps, probably not. If I make a new site, I will definitely post the URL here.
(Its about a time traveller, an axe murderer, a drug dealer, and a prostitute. Good fun, I'd say!!! Its set around the 1800s, it's called "Dark is Conventional" {I'll explain the title later})

Anyways, I'll get around to doing all that stuff eventualmente, I make no promises. Until next time!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Im sorry I haven't posted in a Millenia

Wow, its been a really long time, eh?
Things have just been reaaalllyy busy.
I'll recap my life since I last posted in a few choice words:
school-over
love interest-gone
job-started
money-have
swimming-morning-early
life-somewhat good

Alrightie then, thats been my life so far. Heres a cute picture I got from "chainbear.com". Go there, laugh, have a nice day. (p.s. some content is innappropro, so  be careful who's around when you're reading the comics.)

don't get me started on bananas. again

Friday, June 4, 2010

Confusing? Yes, I think so.

You know who are confusing? Men.

I don't know what it is, but the first second they're all like "I wanna go out with you, you're so pretty lalala"

And the next they're like: "What's your name again?"

And sometimes they even progress further and say: "I don't want a relationship, I just want a funfun partner."

Did I miss some man language seminar? I just don't understand why they have to keep changing their minds ALL THE TIME.

Goodness gracious, it's not even like our lives depend on it either, but for SOME reason they feel a need to switch back and forth between relationship or no relationship.

Gack, there should be a man manual.

Monday, May 24, 2010

How Contacts are the Most Inconvenient Convenient Invention EVER

Contacts, they are probably some of the greatest things ever invented to promote equality. Now, people with poor vision can make a choice whether to flaunt cool glasses or simply hide with on eye lenses. However, contacts bring with them certain side-effects, making simple situations more complicated, and potentially mundane days a hellish combination of pain and discomfort.

1. Getting an eyelash in your eye:


Not only do contacts seem to retain eyelashes as long as possible, or until you take your contact out, but they also seem to only do this when in public places where there are lots of people around.

2. Rubbing your eyes:


This also seems to only occur in public, and when there is no contact fluid to be found anywhere. I mean, you can't ask a perfect STRANGER for their contact fluid! It might have eye roofies in it!!!

3. At the airport or any other high security area:




Not only will you then be singled out for investigation, but there will always be someone watching awkwardly telling their child that you are a terrorist or a crazy man.