How Contacts are the Most Inconvenient Convenient Invention EVER

Contacts, they are probably some of the greatest things ever invented to promote equality. Now, people with poor vision can make a choice whether to flaunt cool glasses or simply hide with on eye lenses. However, contacts bring with them certain side-effects, making simple situations more complicated, and potentially mundane days a hellish combination of pain and discomfort.

1. Getting an eyelash in your eye:

Not only do contacts seem to retain eyelashes as long as possible, or until you take your contact out, but they also seem to only do this when in public places where there are lots of people around.

2. Rubbing your eyes:

This also seems to only occur in public, and when there is no contact fluid to be found anywhere. I mean, you can't ask a perfect STRANGER for their contact fluid! It might have eye roofies in it!!!

3. At the airport or any other high security area:

Not only will you then be singled out for investigation, but there will always be someone watching awkwardly telling their child that you are a terrorist or a crazy man. 

Have I Ever Told You?

Not many of you know this, but other than 4, 5 is my favorite number.

This is not a casual, "Oh yeah, that's my favorite number!" kind of favorite.

No, I have to have EVERYTHING in sets of 5.

If anything in my life involving numbers does not end in 5 or 0, I freak out.

Math tests kill me, most of the time I deliberately round up or down in order to get an answer that ends in 0 or 5.  (I do not do very well in math)

I don't know why I have such a weird case of number OCD, I guess I was born that way......



If you have a number for a support group or group therapy sessions that don't meet on Tuesday, could I please have it? This OCD is ruining my life.

Don't Do it

Never take AP anything, especially World History.
THIS is what I have to deal with.

alright, so technically, that's not EXACTLY what I have to deal with, but it is definitely something that extensive. I will post pictures of me and my chart at a later time. For now, imagine that with time periods, nations of the world,and LOTS of history words.

I repeat, do NOT take AP.

In other news, I am starting behind the wheel driving course, at the end of which I can take the test and be eligible to get my licence as soon as I get my 45 hours...... which will probably be sometime around September..... oh well, at least I'll have everything done by then.

I'm sorry if this is a bad post, I'm tired, and I'm trying to get finished as soon as possible, Glee is on. If you are reading this and Glee is on, go watch Glee. Well, I guess you're done reading it anyway............


Kay bye.

GASP!!!! 3rd Follower!!!! Do you know what THAT means???

It means, Imma make a narwhal drawing and give it to everyone!!!! YAAAYYYYY!!!!

Alright, now for about 2 minutes of AWESOME