Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Day 1 of the Cabbage Soup Diet: The Calm Before the Storm


Well, I finally had to end it. The post snow-pocalypse christmas weight finally is coming off. The bodily phenomena "Puffation Cycle" is beginning anew, and as the world in Northern Virginia begins to awake from its wintery slumber, so am I, and so is my metabolism. I shall lean down like the bunnies and squirrels and be in tip top shape for summer when the mating season begins.

Cabbage soup diet............... oh god.

I begin my journey today into a mysteriously restricted world of eating only cabbage soup, fruit, vegetables and a little chicken.

This journey will only last 7 days, but the program promised 10 lbs to be dropped, and 10 lbs I shall.


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