My Thoughts This Morning

I hate you alarm clock, for inserting yourself in my dream and then waking me up 20 minutes late.

I hate you Fiber One Oats and Chocolate bar for being so gross after I've eaten so many of you.

I hate you jeans for being colder than my flanel pants this morning.

I hate you floor for turning into an ice floor over night.

I hate you mom, for waking up and being able to talk at 6:20 am.

I hate you sun, for not being up at 5:30 when I wake up.

I hate you FCPS school system for making me walk 1/2 mile to the bus stop instead of 30 feet like last year.

I hate you random broken broom stuck in someones yard for making me think this early.

I hate you walking buddy for telling your mom that we wanted to walk to the bus stop from now on.

I hate you backpack for being so heavy.

I hate you bus for not being there the exact moment I get to the bus stop.

I hate you annoying bus stop kid for talking too much at inappropriate times.

I hate you bus driver for being a creeper.

I hate you school for existing.

I hate you history for ever happening and making us learn you.

I hate you history teacher for making us get into groups and actually work.

I hate you group for failing our presentation.

I hate you stomach for growling incessantly from 7:20 to 2:10 exactly.

I hate you English teacher for assigning homework when we didn't even have school.

I hate you God for making me a human instead of a cat who can sleep all day and nobody cares.