I Made Dying Animal Noises in Chemistry Class

Yes, I did, and it was terribly embarrassing, and the guy who I really liked was there (and is still in my Chem class, sitting directly behind me).

First of all, I am in a 10th grade, regular Chemistry class, which is not really filled with the smartest people in the world. (Like Insect, who’s face looks like an Ogres face, and who has a really weirdly shaped head). There is me, my best friend Bum-Bum (because of her last name and the size of her butt), and several other rather normal people, but then there is HIM (who we shall call Panamanian Paradise) who has delightfully mocha colored skin, huge brown eyes, and lustrous dark brown hair, and even though he shaved it for wrestling, he is still the hottest kid I have ever seen in my life.

Anyway, we sit at tables not desks (for labs and such) and one day as we were taking a test and at the table it was me, Bum-Bum, and Panamanian Paradise. Both Bum-Bum and I had finished our tests and were drawing pictures on our binders of the animals that each of the kids in our class we thought resembled the most, I drew Panamanian Paradise as a Jalepeno (with the squiggly over the n) with a sombrero and boots and a really cute poncho, and as I was drawing this, I couldn’t help but laugh, but I didn’t want to disrupt the class, so I tried to hold it in. Big mistake. As the big laugh was coming I was trying my best to stay serious, but soon it erupted from my body.

I leaned over and tried to pretend like I was choking, but I knew that the entire class thought I was laughing. It was like the sound that two hippos make when they know they are going to die, so they dry hump one….last…..time. It was wretched. I stayed leaned over for a couple seconds because I knew I couldn’t face twelve or thirteen students probably staring at me in disgust at that moment.

I especially knew that Panamanian Paradise was staring at me also.

Oh well, I’m sure he wouldn’t have been interested in me, anyway.