One Weekend of Churchy Awesomeness

This past weekend, I went on a "BIBLE STUDY RETREAT". Yes, but don't hold it against me.
It was soulfully fulfilling, but that's not why I am going to post about it. I am talking about the epic prankage that occurred the only night we stayed over. Needless to say, nothing gross happened (almost), and no pillaging and raping of women occurred, BUT hilarity did occur when the boys completely FAILED their prank.
So it was about 9:00 Saturday night, and we had finished all the things that we had to, so all of the kids that came were hanging out in the common room, that is, all except for a few rambunctious girls in my group, who decided (on their own) that they would try to wrap all of the boys' cars entirely in plastic wrap. They had also decided that they were going to put tampons in the boys' beds, but luckily that did not happen because the super ninja admin that were there caught them.

This angered the men.

They were so angry in fact, that one of the boys revealed his costume and prank idea early, so that the administrators had to have alternating hall duty to catch him before he made us pee in our pants with fright. His plan was thwarted.

If plastic wrap and tampons wasn't enough, the junior high girls thought it would be funny to hit the wasp nest one more time by sneaking out and banging on all the boys's (grammar, yes I know) room windows. This was retaliated by a failed attempt by the boys to get outside before the girls came back in, in order to perhaps kidnap and rape them in the forest, one can't be sure.

At this point, almost everyone was still awake, and when we, the High School girls, heard news of this tom foolery, we knew the men were going to do something EPIC, or so we thought.

We all went to bed, trembling with fear of what the boys would do. Every noise was them walking over to our room, every shift in someone's bed was the boys taking off her covers (better to rape them, I guessed) and every cough was a boy getting too close to the perfumy part of the room where I had sprayed too much Angel Innocence. I'm pretty sure the girl closest to the lights turned them on at least 50 times, thus wiring us up even more.

Finally, it was 4:00 in the morning, and we decided that it was too late for any of them to even want to do something.

We were wrong, but thankfully, one dutifully dedicated High Schooler thought it was upon her to stay awake the rest of the night (it actually wasn't intentional, she has insomnia and forgot her sleep meds) and keep watch over our room.

It was about 5:00 am (so she claimed, she didn't have her phone or a clock) when she heard the boys talking outside of our room. She knew deep down in her heart what she had to do. She trudged out of bed, went to the door, threw it open and said "What the hell do you think you're doing?" She recalled the following morning that the boys stood there in awe of her majesty and ability to stay awake, for a moment, then proceeded to sprint down the hall in terror of her power. She was too irritated and grumpy to see what they had done, so she came back to her bed and continued reading by the tiny night light (that really only provided about 1 sq ft of light, so the room was still pitch black) by the foot of her bed.

The next morning, we all woke cheerfully, knowing that our whole night was saved thanks to this girl's sense of responsibility and sleep disease. She informed us of her night adventure and as soon as she was done one of the other girls flew to the door and opened it slowly, excited to see what had transpired.

All that was there was about 10 little sippy cups, 3 of which were filled with water. It was an EPIC FAIL on the boys' part. We laughed at them heartily, they had only gotten 4 hours of sleep to pull this awesome prank, only to fail miserably. We didn't even know what they intended to do with the cups had they all been filled up with water. A few of my friends suggested that the boys had forgetten that the doors open inward rather than outward, which perhaps might have been the intended prank: Someone opens door, whoops! all 2 oz of water spill on the carpet, OH NO!

Nevertheless, they failed. It was funny. We all laughed at them. It was a good weekend.